Sunday, August 2, 2009


i've lost weight!!

10 advantages of losing weight:

1. able to slip easily into shorts effortlessly
.... without extra flesh ridiculously dangglin

2. you gazed longer into the mirror. admiration drenched from the top to ya toes.
it's nutristic and therapeutic to be a narcissist periodically

3. you feel lighter while you walk...... safer when crossing the traffic

4. higher self esteem + confidence = more contended body image + sense of accomplishment.

5. felt more healthy and energetic---> you just wanna stay outdoors.. (who'll
notice ya perrrfect body when you're hibernatin in house leh..)

6. your man'll get comments ( or rather compliments) from his friends saying that
"hey, you've changed gal friend a? is that the same gal you showed us last time?
she looks different now.. pretty" ( cant remember the exact words though they rehearsed
a zillionth times like chants in my head)

7. whateva you tried in the fitting room looks like they're perfectly meant for you, and you
only. (and it boost satisfaction during ya shoppin session)

8. you'll get compliments from ppl you dont know. ( in front of your man's mum)

9. more pretty, attractive, sexy

10. more pretty, attractive, sexy

anyhow, there's some disadvantage too de....
( no matter how thin you sliced a hotdog, it's always two sided)

disadv 1: your boobs of pride shrunk

disadv 2: you'll feel less guilt indulgin in desserts and other fattenin foods........

disadv 3: ..... thus innocently allowin every edible object on earth

disadv 4: you look like you're wearing your mom's formal trousers to work.

disadv 5 : alright the 5th and last and most prominent killjoy is still --> your boobs shrunk.



i'd rather have small boobs than to have humongous thunderous thighs.

alright. i rather not have both.

alright. i dont have a choice.

ohya. forgot to brag bout my trip in redang. will probably reveal more next time.yao's craving for his fb games now, gotta return his pc to him now. my lappy sucks..

( attached below: preview of the mighty redang trip: sun, sand,breeze, bikinis, charming surfer boy, and the turquoise sea.


WaNsIa said...

stay pretty always~ muackss~

dE WateR guY said...

u mentioned all the advantages and disadvantages but u did not mention the most important thing..!!


butter said...

haha.. good point josh..

i dont know! i swear!

dE WateR guY said...

haha.. i tot i will have a real life sample of a diet success story so ic an get my weight down to 75kg again.. lol...

too bad then...

but maybe the secret is eating fried pan mee everyday.. is it?? lol...

honestly.. kind of miss it.. i'll be going over to have it soon.. more like when i can.. wanted to go that day but my frens did not want to join.. haihz..

butter said...

hmm... i tried my best.. ( but often failed) to skip carbs.

drink soya everyday.
.. not much done actually.

hmm.. no idea.

dE WateR guY said...

soya with no suger might work but i dont think its easy to find..

less rice, less supper, less sweet drinks.

exercise. loads of it.. tone up those muscles up..

butter said...
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butter said...

im not into soda drinks so.. it might help a lil.
i walked a lot . because i dont drive.and i walk in lightning speed.
recently addicted to swimming.
shoppin for the whole day helps too!! hahaha

but im the kind of person who 'll gain weight very fast and lost it in seconds... it's kinda imbalance.. haha.. so dont take my ideas too seriously

dE WateR guY said...

haha.. i'm probably the opposite.. i gain like super fast and basically i can hardly lose it and that sucks..